Fan Visits Website!
Historians say this hasn't happened since the early days of Facebook and Youtube. But analysts now have proof that an actual human being is currently viewing a band's website. Likelihood of the reader navigating to other pages before finding the links in the top right corner is still speculative.
Primate recreates Magical Mystery Tour LIVE!
The Primate Fiasco is not only covering the entire Beatles album in their own style, they're looking for help from YOU. Sing "Walrus" or "Penny Lane". Perhaps take a flute solo. Want to be part of it?
Mad Tea Party
"Primate Fiasco: my favorite new musical discovery"
-Martin Anderson, WNCW radio (North Carolina)
"..this act was to me one of the most adventurous of any act here (Floydfest), period."
-Tad Dickens of Roanoke Times
"..Trust me: You're a Primate Fiasco fan. You just don't know it yet"
-Jeff Giles of Dadnabit
2010 GRAMMY NOMINATION
Best Childrens Album
BEST OF Poles 2008-present
|WWUH, 91.3 FM
Top 10 Americana Albums
|New England Music Awards
Jazz act of the year nominee
"Primate Fiasco is famous for their throw down acoustic performances in which anywhere is indeed their stage. In a genre all their own, these gentlemen are truly masterful at their ability to push their chosen instrument far beyond its traditional sound." - George DiFabio, Upstate Live
"..The Fiasco's strategy (covering Zeppelin) was both bold and cunning. Rather than trying to emulate Jimmy Page and Robert Plant's masterpiece with a reverent forgery, they toppled it to the ground and picked up the pieces they liked best." -Mark Rossler, Valley Advocate
"Dave is one of the community's recent arrivals and he's already become a big cultural catalyst... He doesn't let rules thwart his missions. The dude abides, but does Jedi mind tricks within the rules. He makes things happen. He puts them in motion and people fall into his slipstream... .[Russo] is an ideal candidate for an NAC grant & supporting this project and Dave in general is like giving a power pellet to Pac Man or something. He's going to do some serious chomping." -Jim Niell, Iron Horse Entertainment
"If anyone can walk this particular tightrope successfully, it is the Valley's finest sonic antidote to feeling low." -James Heflin of Valley Advocate
"Primate Fiasco. It's so great to watch this fabulously fun Dixieland pop extravaganza play on the street in Northampton (with hula-hooper in tow) that you can't find parking anymore. Why do they have to be so entertaining?" -Valley Advocate
Lapel collectors claw each other's eyes out
The new addition
to the Primate merch might be too cool for you, but we'll take your money.
Primate pees on fan's sofa. Fan forgives..
The Primate Fiasco needs help in every town they play in. You can help get the word out, give them a place to crash, point them towards the best breakfast joint, etc. If you are somewhere between fan and friend, that's called a 'fran'.
Fill out the form and start getting on the guest list. You can also win festival tickets. Most importantly, you'll know that your city is on the Primate map because of you. Go you.
BECOME A FRAN
KEVIN FALLS ASLEEP IN VAN!
photo credit Dave Russo
No comment yet from any of the involved parties, but fans speculate, "he must have been tired". Cont pg 14...